bottoms beware.

ok so literally SoKo is just like Tdot.

BUT

The kids have an ALARMING activity they enjoy which plagues teachers everywhere.

it is called.

Dong-chim.

Charmingly and loosely translated as "shit-needle" Dong chim is where the students place their hands together as if they're holding up a gun and come up behind you and try to poke you up your butt.

sometimes i run, sometimes i hold a book against my ass, sometimes i cry, but regardless...

no one is safe from the shit needle.

to show you an example of such a maneuver in action, the kindergartens had a puppet show in the gym on tuesday. it was super elaborate and amazing puppets, real lights, a huge stage. the works.

but it was in korean, so i asked one of my korean coteachers what the story was about and she said "the virus made it so the cook can't poo poo, so its up to poo poo man to fight the virus"

much different than your everyday puppet show but entertaining none the less.

so ok, a little boy and this virus puppet are fighting and all of a sudden the virus villain (looks like team edward style villain) comes out from behind the curtain as a life sized huge mascot in the same clothes as the puppet.

lo and behold, someone has to beat this super villain and the only person to beat him is poo poo man a superhero dressed character with a swirl of plastic shit on his head.

how does he beat the villian you ask?

with a good old dong-chim shit needle.

so once i get back, you bitches beware of your bottoms.

this is all a legitimate true story. 

hahahahah

<3

miss you crazies.